Stoppppppp… thats awesome. I guess il tell my absinthe story. I got some absinthe for Lksi and myself. We were like 16 and at my buddies house. I don’t remember this, but apparently while I was talking to my buddies mom I just started pissing. Then we went swimming and I just stood in the shallow end yelling “This is the best time of my life!” So then I decided that it might be a good idea to light some fireworks. First bottle rocket I light, someone yells “Kevin! thats pointing at the house.” So I kick the the bottle over and it explodes at my feet. Last I remember, Lksi jumped off a balcony onto a couch next to me and then I threw up bricks.