Whats the dumbest thing you have done.......HAMMERED

[Murrdog9000]

@Jammer

I was in my 20’s and got wasted at Fenders… nailed some Milf in the parking lot and did some nasty things, and gave her the bonus plan. She called me to go out the next night but I told her I had plans with my buddys… I really had a date.

Next day I go to pick up this girl Melody I had met the week before, and when I knocked on the door, who answered but Melodys mom, the Milf from the night before.

Moral of the story: Just beep and wait in the car

stoppppppppppppppppppppppppppp… honestly, I believe this story. That’s awesome.