i have a better one.
when i was in 12th grade i was at some party with my friends. well we were drinking a little bit and decided to all go for a walk. well this one chick latched to my arm while we were walking. so we get back and we are hanging out on the deck and my one buddy looks at the chick who i was walking with and says,“wtf is wrong with ur hands, what are u a burn victum?” then everyone stops what they are doing, jaws drop to the floor and she says, i was born like this… we all were absolutly shocked he said that. mind u her hand was really fucked up and when i was walking with her, i didnt even notice it at all so it kinda freaked me out when i saw it. hahaha but what an epic comment!