What's the most incorrect car statement you've ever heard?

speaking of people who know nothing about cars …

my ex gf had a sunfire, it died one day, wouldnt start… the battery was dead …

she took it to her mechanic,turned out the alternator was dead, he told her noone in the area carried one, and it had to be special ordered at additional cost … and the bill was fucking huge compared to what an alternator job SHOULD have cost

i called the autozone by me, they had like 4 in stock, napa had 3, carquest by me had a bunch … in 10 minutes of phone calls i found over a dozen of them…

god im happy i was only dating her for her looks