Freind:my camaro is bored .40 so its a 7.0L corvette motor and its got a carb, its sooo fast.
-me popping hood, taking off air cleaner
me:dude, when was the last time GM put INJECTORS above their Carbs? Youve got a 305 tbi, dumbass
Jim: 300zx turbos, slow as hell, i used to take them out in my camaro (RS-305 TBI)
Me: But they have more horsepower, and their lighter, howd you manage that?
Jim: My camaro wasnt stock. My shit was quick.
Me: You have nitrous? As recall it was a stock Open diff 305 TBI, my truck put out more horsepower
Jim:, Dunno, in think it had a cam and headers and shit, dynoed at 290HP.
Me: (calling his bluff) Really! Id love to see the dyno sheet, bring it with ya when we go to canada.
Jim: aight, im looking at it right here, ill bring it.
Needless to say, i was told by my freind “not to ask jim about his camaro, its a kind of a sore point with him since he wrecked it.”
IE; i called his bluff when he talked shit, and he bitched out 
And since blowing up his stock focus zx3 5 times from beating the shit out of it, he got a 2005 focus ST, take a look at the pics in his myspace profile
http://viewmorepics.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewPicture&friendID=35442873&MyToken=3a1d4b7a-0142-4206-b697-1a2cd86925df
Why do i know people who are such idiots?