When was your last accident?

[Ilya]

@Wayne64SS

I got sideswiped by a semi truck heading into the tolls on i90 2 or 3 years ago. I had my black accord at the time. He drug his front bumper down my rear quarter panel putting some dents in it and the rear door. He then promptly took off. I gave chase getting on the phone with dumpy 911. Troopers told me to pull over and i said fuck off. Got the information from the side of the truck and pulled over to wait for the five-o. Whilst waiting i googled the company and called dispatch. Tricked the dispatcher into giving me the drivers name. Cops do fucking nothing as expected but I did get an accident report and the trooper said to call him alter if i got more info. I got home and googled the guy and found his face book and home address and phone number. Called his house and talked to his wife. I told her i was NYSP and that he was involved in a hit and run and that we would need a good contact. Stupid bitch gave me his cell which i promptly called. He’s all “I didn’t hit you you hit me blah blah blah” and I’m all " Hey man i’m really sorry and i know you use your truck for you living so please give me your info and i’ll see that my insurance pays for all the damages." He does, and i call trooper back and give him the guys info. Then called HIS insurance and filed a claim. Check in the mail 2 weeks later and i think my friend request on FB to the truck driver is still pending. GOTYOUGOODYOUFUCKER!!!

:wow. Talk about owning someone.

@AutoFocusPhotography

Last “accident” I was in, well I guess two of them, was about a year ago. Same day… I had driven down to NYC with my buddy in my civic. We met up with my friend who happened to be driving his 75k Porsche. He was supposed to be leading me to wherever we were going but he was booking it on the highway. I was somewhat keeping up but I came over a slight hill and left turn to see him slamming on his breaks. I slammed on mine, lots of traffic so I couldn’t swerve and my brakes locked up. Smoke and squealing everywhere and I literally came within 2 inches of slamming into the back of his Porsche. I thought i was safe when I get jolted from behind. Some big white van slammed into me from behind, and don’t ask me how but there was no damage at all. Literally an hour or two later i’m sitting in traffic in the city and out of nowhere this taxi decides to gun it into my back bump again. I had been stopped for a good 15 seconds… I look back at him with that “really???” face and get out to look at my car. No damage again. Worst best driving day ever.

Sorry, I had to chuckle at your last sentence.