the last time I dialed 911 was because _________

idea stolen from another forum…

for me it to make a lame noise complaint.

My truck got hit and ran in my work parking lot

Never

Some bitch ran a stop sign and totaled my car

It was a dare in 3rd grade,from a pay phone in school.

That was the only time. lol

Never. I handle my own shit. Keep the government out of it. :teaparty:

Some crazy old man attacked me in a parking lot.

woke up by some dude bro beating on his GF a house or 2 down the street

I ran into the back of a Forester the other day.

So you’re saying you did a lesbian in the ass? :highfive:

I watched a guy turning left from Ranch Trail (heading north) onto W Klein pull out into the oncoming lane and almost hit a car head on, proceed to drive across two lawns and the driveway between them before swerving from the lawn across the oncoming lane into his lane, then continue weaving along down W Klein. I called 911 and followed him until APD dispatch said they were close (we were just past the 290 on Millersport). I would have kept following but I really needed to get back to work. They had the description, direction and plate # so I’m sure they caught up with him soon enough.

Split my car in half on a tree. That was the only time.

Fry didnt use lube…

Some one blocked my car in a driveway on elmwood… kinda lame. (I called the local non emergency number they told me i HAD to call 911)

A semi decided to turn left from a far right lane in an intersection, and t-boned me.

found someone unresponsive at work

Car accident on Niagara Falls Blvd. and Roger Chaffee Drive…I was working at Ted’s at the time.

My fish tank was on fire. I put the fire out with our extinguisher and called them to make sure there wasn’t anything I missed in the walls or whatever. It was an electrical fire. BPD was here in under 5 min.

Getting robbed at gun point walking home from class in the middle of the day. Flint MI ftw…NOT!

was that you in my front yard?
Someone did this last year because they where so trashed they didn’t know they passed there house and drove into my front yard. split the car in 2 and he was walking around like nothing happend.
The best part is no one woke up intill my buddy in the fire department brought my mail box up.