Wonderfull monday morning commute... needed to call 911

Shift518 Automotive
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I am going to work east bound on the thruway, in my moms Honda minivan, lol, doing 75 in the driving lane. Cars are coming up I am about to overtake, I put my blinker on to the left, look I have 5 cars worth of room… just as I start moving over this green GMC Envoy guns it to box me out. I was fully in the passing lane for 2 seconds until…

She decides to put her shit in the rumble strips, right up against the guard rail, and pass me! About my front tire to her rear tire starts to force me back over into the driving lane, with a line of cars and nowhere to go! I slow down and let her in, since a pitmanuvor on a GMC Envoy at 75 would have put her on the roof and taken out MANY cars.

I slow down and back off her, get back in the driving lane. A mile up the road is the 23 off ramp, traffic in the passing lane is all brake lights, and driving lane is going by them. I pass by her, shes flipping out still, I am fully in the off ramp, when I look behind me and shes gunning it up behind me again like she is about to rear end me, she sends it off in the shoulder on the right, goes around me, cuts back in front and brake checks me! I hit the brakes ABS kicks on and I am about to hit her, nothing is in the driving lane so I cut out to the left and miss her!!!

Then I called 911. :rofl Took down the plate number, gave it to dispatch and followed her towards 787. I was on the line with a trooper within 10 seconds, and told them were she was going. She went off exit 3, and I kept going to work. Trooper said they have the description, and will be setup tonight on the ride home at 23/24 waiting for her to go by, then tail her and yank her for what ever they can throw at her… then call me back and let me know how it goes. If all goes well, I can testify at court against her actions.

WTF are people thinking? Anyone else, without driving skills she would have hit, and you would see a MASIVE pileup on the thruway. I cant fucking believe it. Honestly this one takes the cake.

Either I get a call saying she got fisted by a trooper, or I contact someone else with the plate number :ninja

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It just never stops with you, now does it? :lol

I think the world is out to get you.

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I think you should’ve pit maneuvered her when you had the chance. Just sit back and LUL at survival of the fittest unfolding before your eyes.

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I just cant win.

If I was in the ranger… She would be on her roof and I would be late to work.

Honestly, if we hit it would have been awefull. there was atleast 40 cars in that 1/4 mile area… it would have been messy to say the least.

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Sometimes people gotta learn the hard way to stay off the tracks when the trains comin through.

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Definitely should have spun her out. :rofl

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woman driving an SUV<----------not suprised

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idiot’s are all around us, glad your ok mikey. Your madd skillz with the mini van saved many lives.

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I clutch kicked an intersection the other day and some crazy bitch followed me around for like 20 minutes yelling at me while i smiled and waved to her at every stop :rofl

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Of all people, Wayne brings trains into the thread :rofl

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broooooo when u shower tonight you need to scrub your back as hard as u can to get the big red target off your back!

http://t2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcQpbZPqeKpn-wbVW0p_9vZbPLLjNbnzRHvTF0Z9CbaSYOVO7rk9Vw

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Was thinking the same. :rofl

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I knew that a select few would see the irony in that post and i lol’d whilst typing it.

How do you think I learned?!?!??! LOL

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:lol

I stalled my 240 on the tracks yesterday, thought of you :rofl

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LOLOLOL

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Please just keep us posted.

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atleast you made it away. i know people who die from things like this and thats why you need camers on cars. or else nobody would know real story. drivers in germany ftw. less accidents there than us. im mean people drive drunk in us wtf have some respect for cars.

but im glad this wasnt a worse story

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do you work at a mirror breaking factory? or do you breed black cats?

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funny you mention that. I helped a buddy roof a house this weekend, first night on the ride home… I PLOWED a cat that ran out infront of me! lol bumper, under the tire, bounced under the pass side floor boards, and spat out the back. :rofl What a fucking weekend/week already:thumbup

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just occured to me that there is a balance in this world mike=unlucky mofo …his girl has the midas touch with raffles and scratch off it sounds like. Yup it all make sense now :haha