when two drunk sluts were banging on my door @ 4am telling me my friend (who didn’t exist) took thier $60, then it was $70 and finally it ended up at $80… insisting someone came in my house who took their money at some bar. pump gun in hand, dog by the collar in the other told them to get the fuck off my porch and called the five-oh. they said the two sluts called me in as well, and invited them to come over and file the report. after they realized my ass was just asleep like I told them the cop’s story changed about them having their identity b/c i told them to go find the sluts and issue whoever was driving an effin’ DUI, they tried to force entry into two windows, destroyed my screen… none of that mattered, the fact they were drunk as hell didn’t matter, but someone who took their money mattered.
When I wrecked my CBR I called the police to the scene. My witness also called though so I guess my call was kinda pointless.
a drunk trying to break into my house thinking it was his…
My father was drunk and tried to run my brother over while driving my car.
A homeless guy came into the pool hall (in Williamsville) and just started flipping shit on me. Never saw him before and he for some reason wanted to knock my head off. Called the police and it took over 20 minutes for a sheriff to show up.
Chemical fire a few doors down.
i almost called 911 sat night but refrained, still deciding if im going to go talk to the police in person or just let shit slide
the last time i called 911 was fucking epic, i was standing on the back porch at jp’s with eviljay, haenzel and a few others and a green late 90’s cavalier drove straight through the clark st roundabout at about 30, caught some srs air over the curb, and smashed into the statue, it was awesome to watch. i called 911, some dudes ran over to try to help, i thought the dude was either dead or seriously injured, the car was a wreck. to my suprise, the guy driving got out of his car, ripped his plates off (like that would somehow help?) and started running. the po-tron caught him in tops parking lot
KFC wuz outta chikin y0!
WTF man!?! On purpose??
Couple weeks ago a drunk on a monday afternoon at 2pm blasted through the stop sign on the side street next to my house, tboned an elantra and then got a telephone pole (after hitting 2 parked cars and taking out the stop sign on the side street). Called 911, sprinted out, yanked the ebrake, and turned off the Hyundai which was pegged on the limiter with fluids pissing out everywhere, rolling down my street at 3-4 mph with the old woman driving it in total shock inside.
shot a friends ear off this a mortor shell
Yup. This is my life story sir. Hence no booze.
Here I thought 911 was just for emergencies.
I saw this!
Oh helllll no. I was living outside of Albany at the time and it was after a Wednseday night hockey game stone cold sober.
car accident about 4 years ago
we were hiking in the woods in PA, bushwacking, I knew where we were, but my friend started having a panic attack, and forced me to call 911, like I told him, they couldnt really help us, they just put the town on notice for us…
Never
pops was having a diabetic reaction on new years just after the ball dropped. we were like the 10th call of the new year
I wasn’t there… :-p