When will Chris07SS poop? *contest rules inside*

Shift518 Automotive Shift518 Off Topic
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I just ate two sticks of cracker barrel cheese, easy mac, a package of pop tarts, a can of olives, and drank a pint of gatorade. I did not shit yet from my cup of coffee earlier, which led me to the conclusion that I am going to explode sometime today. Not sure yet though as I do not have any warning signs (rumbly stomach, squeak farts, violent burping, dialated large intestine, etc)

PM me the time on which you think I will poop today and post “PM’d” in this thread so I know that you sent me a message. If I do not get a message from you and you reply “PM’d” then that is your problem and you should learn how to correctly utilize the PM feature on this forum.

Let me add this, whoever is the closest wins a $5 gift card to McDonalds to aid in future assplosions and stomach problems. Contest ends today at 11:59PM EST. If two people pick the same time and win, the prize will be split amongst you.

And… GO.

Disqualifications:
94GT5.0

PM’s received:

GATVILLE - 10:34
ReDevil - 9:37
ninety1two40 - 11:00, 7:30 (I have two from you)
LKSi - 8:47
Bennyfizzle - 5:26
Swifty - 630
SlackJ94 - 6:43
Yodelprad - 5:24

WINNER = GATVILLE 10:34!

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pm’d

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PM’d

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I hope you shit your pants.

That is all.

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94GT5.0 has been disqualified from the contest.

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Yes!!!

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But in the event that you do, I get that $5 you bitch!! :lol

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You will get nothing and like it.

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PM’d

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I smell a lawn job brewin…and not talking about cars…:rofl

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Stop getting all hissy. You should have thought ahead before wishing bad things upon me.

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Pick one time, lol[/QUOTE]

Damnit! Foiled!

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thank u

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I bet the next time you take a ride on the SMR… everytime I get on my bike the vibrations or something makes me want to shit.

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No hissyness here, I dont need $5, and was bustin your balls…

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It’s the thought that counts, ADAM.

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pm’d

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I think you will have to take a picture with the date/time clearly shown on a cell phone, infront of said pewping… to verify the winner.

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I believe this contest is a hoax.
I’m guessing you have already taken a shit.

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Is there any bonus prize for guessing the number of corn cereals?