WHERE COULD I GET A BABY MONKEY?

i’m no spelling nazi, and i certianly misspell words, but is his speling and grammar really bothering anyone else but me?

ahh my friend… this is how you get walked on later in life…

ever see that show sweet 16 when the girl gets everything she wants…

provided the monkey hasnt deformed her by then

i know you have good intentions… but shes 3… she doesnt know any better… in bout a week, shell forget bout it and move to something else… just imagine when she starts wanting bigger animals :wink:

i’ve become acclimated to it… it was a slow process… but, its coming along

You having that ugly fbody is a joke

I UNDERSTAND THAT I JUST HATE PEOPLE THAT TRY TO GET SMART,IT WAS JUST A QUESTION

i think he barley speaks english, let alone type and have proper grammar. atleast as far as i know

By far the dumbest thread ever made in hstory of the interwebs.

For some reason I have a sick, sinking fealing that we will see you on the news next monday morning.

If you are serious about this, you completely fail at life.

not gonna lie… i laughed a bit

I dont get it,…whats the big deal with having a monkey?

why?

LOL

Wow… I just read up on it. It seems like it would be a TON of upkeep. Not only that, Lifespan: 35-45 years getting a baby one… might even out live you.

Monkeys are very social, so depending how much you would actually be with the monkey you might have to get two of them.

Traveling, out of the question, seemingly impossible for someone to look after it for you.

Larger monkeys are able to open refrigerators, doors even with a lock on it, turn over furniture, swing in curtains, open windows and escape …

Its like having a retard living at home with you :bloated:

http://www.dos.state.ny.us/fire/wildanimalslist.html

Annual reporting…

seems like a ton of work…

sad to say it, but I totally agree with that statement. Just because it’s furrier, (depending actually) doesn’t make it a cute thing to have around the house.

I doubt newman will say that about him...

He knows better :-0 Right pumpkin ? :sario:

cuz it was an asshole comment… pretty typical of you… made me laugh

i wasnt being an asshole

LOL wow

oh? and my car has what to do with this thread? youre being two faced so this guy must be your boi. dont be a prick jojo, this monkey thing is really not a good idea. be a true friend and look out for your guy and his family.

doesnt one of the girls from girls next door have a monkey?

hahahahahaha

this is the greatest thread ive ever witnessed on here… and i wont be able to view it tomorrow from work :cry:

edit: this thread is just over an hour long and has 359 views

lol @ buy a monkey.
Someone has watched too much grandmas boy.
In related news, monkeys bite, always get lice, and throw there poo.
Thats ideal for a 3 yr old.
Someone call CPS