WHERE COULD I GET A BABY MONKEY?

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is not a fucking joke

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pm’ed

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:picard:
You need to actually use your brain when making decisions sometimes.
Do some damn research BEFORE YOU HURT YOUR CHILD!

Monkeys are nasty and pretty fucking dangerous… ESPECIALLY to 3 year olds.

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http://news.nationalgeographic.com/news/2003/09/0916_030916_primatepets.html

read this very carefully

http://news.nationalgeographic.com/news/2003/09/0916_030916_primatepets.html

no realy, has good info

http://news.nationalgeographic.com/news/2003/09/0916_030916_primatepets.html

seriously, if u dont want your face biten off by your pet monkey, yo should read this

http://news.nationalgeographic.com/news/2003/09/0916_030916_primatepets.html

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http://cgi.ebay.com/Vintage-On-the-Move-Pink-Elephant-Planter_W0QQitemZ300200478210QQihZ020QQcategoryZ86916QQssPageNameZWDVWQQrdZ1QQcmdZViewItem

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no, this is a fucking joke. who goes looking for a monkey a week before their daughters birthday. where is newman to tell you youre poor ugly and lacking intelligence?

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by the way I am the polite one. Just WAIT till the other fucks on here get a hold of you.

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i got the money, everything she wants i get it for her and if i do find one and he gets to try to do something to the baby his dead:hitit:

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MONKEYS MAKE HORRIBLE PETS

/danecook

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tell him to tell me that

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http://pop.youtube.com/watch?v=1gN0LCn4jvM&feature=related

Start at 2:40

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Wow, you have absolutely no reasoning skills do you. I’m willing to bet that your 3 year old child may possibly pay with her life if you decide to get a fucking monkey. Did you ever think of that? YOUR DAUGHTER, WILL BE HURT IF YOU GET A FUCKING MONKEY.

simple as that. hopefully if you do decide to get one, it’ll go after your jugular.

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will do :tup:

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LOL good one

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I had one last Friday night, but by the time I woke up on Sunday he was gone. I think I lost him.

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Like bite her throat? Put her eye out? Take a finger off? Gives her herpes B? Your BEST CASE scenario with a pet monkey and a young child is you get rid of it when you realize it’s a terrible pet and it’s abusing her like it would abuse the weakest monkey in its natural environment. Or when you get tired of it throwing shit around your house and pissing on everything, which it WILL do. Your WORST CASE is that in permanently and seriously injures her or someone else among your family and friends.

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whats so hard about telling someone they are poor ugly and lack intelligence?

he is poor ugly and lacks intelligence.

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OK IT WAS JUST A FUCKING QUESTION

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lolol

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i would quite while youre ahead. just friendly advise

im pretty sure money wont stop him from getting it, but legally im sure it would be hell.