Who hangs out at Shift518 instead of work?

Looks like an old Honda (EF maybe) or a Mazda 323.

+1!!!

:shifty False alarm.

Lies!!!

it is a suzuki swift. one that i will own shortly( not as nice) its a gt/gti made them for a few years back in the early 90’s

Jesse = Fail.

I post while I’m at work as well… Wait a minute… I don’t have a job.

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wat

I need a job like you guys!

…Wait…

I keep a pistol in my desk drawer for the day that i come to work and the shift website is down

That there is dedication.

Ya’ll should be taking notes.

When it’s not a busy day, I definitely spend a little more time on from work than from home…

Yea, i work and browse on downtime, I have my own office so it’s not a big deal.

:rofl :rofl I guess I owe you a beer.

Part of my job requirements is to fill a Shift quota.

I spend half the day on the phone with morons trying to make deals happen. Thankfully I can do that and post at the same time.

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Don’t trust JClark

Hence why it was quoted. If he does not pay for said beer, I will break the bottle on the bar and use it as a shank.

Sorry mang, money’s tight these days.

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If I dont buy you a beer, what will you break on the bar to shank me? Catch-22 - what will you do?