Who hangs out at Shift518 instead of work?

I will run full speed and launch of cosseys shoulders and drop kick your dumb ass

I will break your face. :banghead

For some reason… Given your physical specimen… I think that actually may be possible.

More importantly, when am I driving the 911 again?

I’d like to see you run, you Hindu midget skank.

We shall test this theory on Saturday

Lmao dont you have work to do

Once it’s legal. Transit plates expired. :ninja

Actually I do, we’re slammed busy. STFU so I can get some work done.

:lol

I just got back from my yearly performance review, scored the highest possible, “role model”. And now I’m back on shift haha

JClark touches little boys

I have never once touched you, dont spread your lies.

Moar lies

Sean, make sure you bring your fake ID this weekend. And don’t throw up on anyone PLZ.

I shall bring the id but as for throwing up…I shall think about it

Yea I figured. That was my very first car. Had a lot of fun in that thing lol. I also remember going a week or two without even touching the gas tank.

My work computer is for work use only which is gay, but I browse via my phone during the day a good bit.

:ohnoes

I spend most time while at home, or on the sidekick

I dont get much of a chance to go on the computer at work because Im usually driving a truck but occasionally Ill check it when I can.