lol
Just did this at my cousins house. She had squirrels up in the attic. We set a trap up there, and bought some rolls of metal from home depot. Cut the metal to fit, then screwed it to the house. Caulked around then painted it the next week.
Squirrel went in the cage and we set him free. The fuckers had chewed like 4 holes in the side of her house.
We also hired a tree guy to trim the trees away from the house.
Do they taste good?
I mean, you can always rub em with some good seasoning and it’ll probably taste good.
Can you sell them as pets? Craigslist these bastards
Yep, they are even breed as pets. http://www.jandaexotics.com/Flying_Squirrel.html
Male or Female 6-8 week old baby: $250
You are sitting on a gold mine over there.
Sounds like it’s time for a business plan re-write for BlackForest.
Some words from our customers[LEFT]Ryan: Great service, fair price, reliable animals, outstanding customer service. These guys will never rip you off. Jason is a straightforward guy and will always do his best to make it right. I’ve never been let down or disappointed by them. I will recommend them over any local shop or squirrel mill. If you own a flying squirrel, these guys know the ins and outs and this is the ONLY place in WNY to take your flying squirrels[/LEFT]
[LEFT]Kurt: Jason and his staff are Buffalo’s premier flying squirrel guru’s and high end flying animal enthusiasts. Their years of experience and ability to diagnose any squirrel problems are second to none. They are competitively priced and offer quick turn around time for all of your squirrel problems. Their professional knowledge and ability to fix any squirrel issues are unmatched in the Greater Buffalo area. Most importantly, their friendly staff will make you a customer for life.[/LEFT]
[LEFT]Ron: These guys are the best! Fast babies, fair pricing. Nothing but professional. Taken my squirrels there a few times never had a problem. Highly recommend them for your Flying Squirrels[/LEFT]
[LEFT]Chris: Outstanding service, courteous, knowledgeable breeders, nice clean facility.[/LEFT]
LOL. I certainly wouldn’t need a big building anymore
Do you sell these as birds or squirrels?
List them under both and just change the wording enough that the CL bot doesn’t reject it. 
And we’re up to three. I got this shit down now though.
Carly done getting ready for work around 7:20, mentions there’s another critter in the wall. I set up the shoebox and camera, 2 minutes later, instant squirrel.
It’s a damn flying squirrel mill. Call PETA
Are they nasty at all? did they bite you or were they kind of calm once you held them lol. My gf has a sugar glider so im wondering if these can be somewhat calm with humans as well.
I’d like to see some other colors on you besides green.
You do realize that this will be the first thing that comes into my mind before the next squirrel selfie, right? No, not kidding. Just wait.
Maybe once or twice, but once I have them by the tail, they just sort of chill out. I’ve heard they can be pretty decent pets, but I wouldn’t have one…at least not on purpose.
Dude, that fucking beard makes you look like a mountain hermit.
Yeah, that’s the wake up and get another squirrel beard. It’s fairly neat at the shop though.