why are the tastiest things......

If a woman can’t make sandwiches she better be able to give one hell of a BJ…

:shifty

had a chicken caesar SANDWICH at the cinci airport last week, pants were jizzed.

I’ll have a plain turkey sammich, with lots of mustard!

You have a PM

None for you!
I am not generous with my masterful art!

Word…deadbeat and I probably have the cleanest diet of anyone on here and it’s not expensive at all. Nothing that I eat is expensive in any way, shape or form. Believe it or not, you can skip the ‘healthy’ section of the supermarket and still construct a healthy diet.

HAHA!