Why can't NYS troopers do this?

Funny how people stereotype the problem as being minivan and suv drivers. I’ve spent a ton of time on the 90 and 9 times out of 10 it’s someone in a little economy car shitbox or tractor trailer that’s causing the problem. The SUV drivers are the ones tailgating anyone who doesn’t get the fuck out of their way, and the minivans are usually coasting along at 80 because they seem to be invisible to the cops.