Paul is going on a killing spree sometime soon. Are you on the list??
Probably!
Paul had sex once. He finished quickly.
He hasen’t had sex since.
:ninja
I hope not. I got shot once.
It hurt alot.
Ive been shot twice actually
In the face?
:rofl !!!
paul u can’t give up, omfg
listen there is this movie
its called 40 year old virgin
if he could do it, u can do itttttttttttt !
nike !
JUST DO IT!
no, once in the arm and once in the foot.
Pellet gun but it still counts, right?
no u turd!
Listen up 50 cent, a pellet gun wound (if you can even call it that, what’d it do bruise you?) DOES NOT COUNT!
im actually drivin down to sc on saturday…she got a number?? LOL
Cause you would get tired after a year of faking orgasms and riding a thumb sized penis too
is that why ur ex left? BURN!!!
(and i mean this one)
LOL. Nah she was the only one who never cheated on me actually.
lol sall good kid. was just bustin stones anyways.
she was small. made my thumb sized penis look big
i can haz small ex gf now?!:excited
LOL knock yourself out. She has huge male abandonment issues so she was very untrustful and did a lot to sabotage the relationship subconciously, was super high maintenace (I.e. look down upon my $40k a year appliance sales job), and extremely stubborn.
all we did was argue cause it was to extremely stubborn people in a relationship.
:rofl :rofl
As soon as a girl told me that, after a year of being together too. I broke it off with her :lol She was right :rofl
i hate high maintenance chicks. ugh. i’d rather go buy a fleshlight(im so goin to regret this comment)