Why we cheat...

ask pbj which one is the best… i hear he has experience in that area.

Fleshheadlight… so you truly can make love to your car

:rofl @ John pimpin out the sister-in-laws

highest bidder!

1/2 pack of cigarettes and a chewed piece of gum?

John y didnt you tell me this. Can we do a New years thing again, i mean i did get a couple of kisses from her last year at your apt lol, tell her im single hahaah, Chris back off

not a smoker sorry…

prolly gonna have a few ppl over for new years. she said she’s not drinking this yr, we’ll see how that goes but your more than welcome to come over!

how bout a broken down buick, and the chewed piece of gum… same value as 1/2 pack of cigs! :rofl

so you want to die a lonely old man?

i might be there for New years, idk yet ill let ya know bud

If it comes down to that point, run and don’t look back

tell her she has a chance to meet a legend who also has chris07ss syndrome :rofl

Bwahahahahahahahaha LOL at fallen-off rapper reference

I actually enjoy being in a relationship. You just have to know how to make her want you. Oh and she cant be a bitch. Most important

And how long have you been in this said relationship? Every girl is a bitch. Wake up.

this. 100x over!

there was blood

Perfect! I’ll be in Charlotte the week after Christmas.