All you have to do is offer me something. Anything. Whoever ends up with the best offer wins an all expense paid date with Jam. I hear he’s a devil in the sack…and he just got a haircut!
Please excuse the water stained drywall…getting replaced in the spring. Mold not included in offer.
You also cannot have the broken towel rack…
i offer you the 1lb of cat hair i just brushed off my cat
bahtzecus?
i’d offer a 1.75 of gin, but i know i’d win so No
congrats on the win, i’ll sponsor the trip to wilson farms for the thunder, silver
Lookin good.:tup:
With those red eyes I bet he is a devil. :biglaugh:
3 sheets of loose leaf paper and a cold gingerbread latte.
a toothbrush?
who wants to date patches…by the way heres a dollar dont talk for the rest of the day 
I want to win! 
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free kick at my volkswagen?
thin mints?
the walkie talkie at work?
bottle of kessler?
let you win in a game of pool?
night of drinking at the blue wall?
vfw?
the dartboard, the pooltable, and the bowling machine?
hah dan you’re really tryin. that’s cute. you two would look glorious together
we are adorable. and i have dates with joe all the time. i dont’ know why i’m trying so hard to win. if the dartboard doesn’t win it, i don’t know what will.
Half of a sliding door, and a rusty fork. :tup:
Does the date include Jam doing his best Nickleback Karaoke?
x… 
