Wtf happened

[Sketchy]

Discuss.

[adamea1635]

Move this directly to epic. Accusations about to fly… Theories going to rule…

[JSEnclosures]

I’ve been in withdrawl

[cazwrx187]

aliens

[cazwrx187]

russians

[Sketchy]

Singh

Jk

[usmc2801]

Shift had a severe case of aids.

[slwrthnu]

The Nazi’s on the moon took out Shift to start with their take over of the world.

IRON SKY IS REAL NOT JUST A MOVIE!

[KillerBlackbird]

I planned it. I had a plane leave Albany International precisely at 3:44AM last Sunday morning carrying some experimental chemtrail fluid. It flew over Vlads house at the same time another jet left Area 51 with the same fluid, thus knocking out the server. It was a time release chemtrail that stayed in the sky for 10 days blocking server connectivity. After speaking with President Obama, he felt Shift being down was a threat to national security and scrambled fighter jets to break up the chemtrail. After fucking two bad bitches at the same damn time the chemtrail was broken up, causing the leaves to change color and premium gas to hit $4.50 a gallon, also causing the ROFL Wagens BBQ to move locations at the last minute due to fallout.

[slwrthnu]

you just brought a tear to my eye, but i can’t plus rep you…fucking shift…

[byroll01]

did it for you. lol

[UrbanSuMo]

@KillerBlackbird

I planned it. I had a plane leave Albany International precisely at 3:44AM last Sunday morning carrying some experimental chemtrail fluid. It flew over Vlads house at the same time another jet left Area 51 with the same fluid, thus knocking out the server. It was a time release chemtrail that stayed in the sky for 10 days blocking server connectivity. After speaking with President Obama, he felt Shift being down was a threat to national security and scrambled fighter jets to break up the chemtrail. After fucking two bad bitches at the same damn time the chemtrail was broken up, causing the leaves to change color and premium gas to hit $4.50 a gallon, also causing the ROFL Wagens BBQ to move locations at the last minute due to fallout.

• rep for that one… Nice OC

[Frank20]

@KillerBlackbird

I planned it. I had a plane leave Albany International precisely at 3:44AM last Sunday morning carrying some experimental chemtrail fluid. It flew over Vlads house at the same time another jet left Area 51 with the same fluid, thus knocking out the server. It was a time release chemtrail that stayed in the sky for 10 days blocking server connectivity. After speaking with President Obama, he felt Shift being down was a threat to national security and scrambled fighter jets to break up the chemtrail. After fucking two bad bitches at the same damn time the chemtrail was broken up, causing the leaves to change color and premium gas to hit $4.50 a gallon, also causing the ROFL Wagens BBQ to move locations at the last minute due to fallout.

ahhh that explains it

[car_ramrod]

regardless of what happened, it will be blamed on bennyfizzle

[KrazyKid]

HOLYSHIT the last week has been tough for KK

[crAppAchic0]

Twitchy? Shakes?

[KrazyKid]

I had to open word pad here at work and just start typing.

My SANS drive was flagged for disk compression in a matter of minutes.

[KillerBlackbird]

@KrazyKid

HOLYSHIT the last week has been tough for KK

@KrazyKid"

I had to open word pad here at work and just start typing.

My SANS drive was flagged for disk compression in a matter of minutes.

The two shortest posts KK has ever made.

[GD3Skier]

It was kinda like that show revolution for a while. I had to go outside and sword fight and shit.

[Mafdark]

clicks on shift to post 30+ times while its down…

Shift is back up, can’t remember anything I wanted to post :rofl