I planned it. I had a plane leave Albany International precisely at 3:44AM last Sunday morning carrying some experimental chemtrail fluid. It flew over Vlads house at the same time another jet left Area 51 with the same fluid, thus knocking out the server. It was a time release chemtrail that stayed in the sky for 10 days blocking server connectivity. After speaking with President Obama, he felt Shift being down was a threat to national security and scrambled fighter jets to break up the chemtrail. After fucking two bad bitches at the same damn time the chemtrail was broken up, causing the leaves to change color and premium gas to hit $4.50 a gallon, also causing the ROFL Wagens BBQ to move locations at the last minute due to fallout.