Wait are you talking about the collection plate at church or the tickets? I’m confused.
:rofl
Also this is just about the dumbest thing i have ever read.
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Do you know why I pulled you over: NO Officer.
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And you NEVER, EVER get lippy with a cop. EVER. Nothing should come out of your mouth besides:
Thank you officer.
Yes Sir.
Thank you Sir.
Thank you very much officer, I appreciate that.
You have a nice day sir.
Thank you for keeping the community a safe place.
You do know they write things down on the ticket right. Things you do not see. Your ticket carbon probably says all sorts of things like:
Rude, argumentative, roadside lawyer, insubordinate, admission of guilt, DO NOT PLEA.