You are alone on an uninhabited island and you have to choose

Everyone who picked normal mermaid is stupid.

Reverse mermaid is ftw. You get all the goodies on the bottom, PLUS NO TEETH. Additionally it’s probably a lot easier to force yourself onto someone who has no arms and can’t scream ( although the screaming is what makes it exciting, right? )

And someone to play hide and seek with if you wanted a different type of entertainment.