You can't get aids from fucking a hooker with a garbage bag....odyssey of a SC400

[SRS_BZNS]

Ok so here is my wonderful amazing super great Failure of a build up thread.
I’ll start out in a past long long ago in a land way up north where nothing but fail goes on with cars…mainly *.

I lost this

got mad went out and bought this…like seriously a week later…thanks to some drunkin redneck totalling my Audi with his truck and snowmobile trailer

hit a deer. did this

Drove to NY city for ubber gay Vertex knock off with upper grill in the wrong spot:mad: but it was free

mmmm 5zigen Mega fireball FTW!

Stickers whoooo!!!

Hooray for more FAIL…Sportmax

Supra TT tokicos and Vogtland springs…ohh and not so Fail origin roof wing

More stickers…boooo

Got bored one night did this

Made this

which lead to this FAIL

Less fail but it still FAILS

Stock wings are for little sissy girly boys

So I bought this because I am a ricer…(thats an ipod on the wing for reference…and no I am not John Mayer)

I have to make custom ends and possibly 17" stands for it . IDK I’m lazy its cold
EPIC WINNAGING !!!11!!!1ONE!!!

so then it looked like this… meh its still gay

looks familiar

PAINT!!

completely stripped front emd…even bumper support

New fenders FTW!!

Test fitting the NEW bumper. It fit suprisingly well. I was suprised

FUCK YOU PINSTRIPE YOUR ASS IS GONE. AWESOMETOWN!!!

Interior…Flying Spaghetti monster FTW!!!

More stickers

Bumper is in the shop getting paint. Before I put her back on the road shes is getting new oil and a general tune up. If I get a chance the third cat is getting deletedfor a nice big xpipe upgrade

Less fail but my car still gave me aids

• sigh *

[SRS_BZNS]

Hooray AIDS

The wing made girls think i had a small dick so i took it off

My dick go t bigger

I still fail at life with sport max though

FUCKING WIN!
parts

the build will continue.

OH HAI STARTER.

Still waiting on electric fan conversion parts.

That starter was a nightmare but not bad. Gave me Hep C. too though.

Brakes are still sitting on my floor cause I am a safe driver.

[SRS_BZNS]

WHO THE FUCK DELETED MY BUILD THREAD! COCK SUCKERS

well this spring I am redoing the wheels and fixing the fitment to RED HOT FIRE fitment instead of luke warm piss fitment.

saving up for coilovers to.

I’m bringing shit back to 2001 when cars were cool in the driftz scene

[Auto0utcast]

blah… ur eg coupe was teh bettah. and it hadz teh bewst. dis duz not… u FAIL.

[6SPD_S4]

Pics of said boosted EG coupe plz and thnk you

[Auto0utcast]

@6SPD EG

Pics of said boosted EG coupe plz and thnk you

you want teh pre wreck or post wreck pix?.. deer in road = skid… skid = oh shit…oh shit = telephone pole… telephone pole = no more car.

[6SPD_S4]

Post wreck pics plz

[SRS_BZNS]

Pics of that car do not actually exist. how odd is that. That was 2002 though before the days of camera phones

I have pics of my hatch though.
This car was awesome. Soo much time and work into it. ITB’s even

[Jersey_Fresh]

Drift Alliance decal on the windshield… lol… take that shit off

[SRS_BZNS]

do you know why it was there?

I had a bet i couldn’t fill my windshield half full of random stickers and not get a ticket.

I got soo close. at one point there were labels off coffee cans a ups mailing labels on my winshield. I stuck whatever stickers i could get on there to win that bet.

[Jersey_Fresh]

@SRS BZNS

do you know why it was there?

I had a bet i couldn’t fill my windshield half full of random stickers and not get a ticket.

I got soo close. at one point there were labels off coffee cans a ups mailing labels on my winshield. I stuck whatever stickers i could get on there to win that bet.

haha what did you win? Where do you get your vinyl cut? I have a few things i need made…

[SRS_BZNS]

theres a place on ballston ave that does a pretty good job. I have them doing a ton of shit for me right now actually

[Vovchandr]

@SRS BZNS

WHO THE FUCK DELETED MY BUOLD THREAD! COCK SUCKERS

well this spring I am redoing the wheels and fixing the fitment to RED HOT FIRE fitment instead of luke warm piss fitment.

saving up for coilovers to.

I’m bringing shit back to 2001 when cars were cool in the driftz scene

We do not delete threads here.

http://shift518.gom-host.com/showthread.php?t=1732

[SRS_BZNS]

I searched for it 3 time and nothing came up.

I t wasnt even in my see all this members post/threads.

SO YOU WERE HIDING IT!

[cazwrx187]

The mods were trying to quarantine the AIDS

[SRS_BZNS]

@cazwrx187

The mods were trying to quarantine the AIDS

IDKY having aids is fun

when people piss me off i cut myself and rub my blood on them

[SSmokinn_SS]

you didnt have that spoiler on your car when you came on that domestic cruise with us did you??

[Silent]

love the car Ron

[Hooked_on_240]

love your car except that funny looking thing thats there in place of a stick shift

[Vovchandr]

What are the crazy plans for next year, Mr. Ineedtwothreadsforthesamecar guy?