LECKSUS SRS BZNS!1!!1!

Ok so here is my wonderful amazing super great Failure of a build up thread.
I’ll start out in a past long long ago in a land way up north where nothing but fail goes on with cars…mainly *.

I lost this
http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y80/eghatchattack/n44806315_30414098_3196.jpg

got mad went out and bought this…like seriously a week later…thanks to some drunkin redneck totalling my Audi with his truck and snowmobile trailer
http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y80/eghatchattack/IMG_1510.jpg
http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y80/eghatchattack/IMG_1512.jpg

hit a deer. did this
http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y80/eghatchattack/150929586_496001684_0.jpg

Drove to NY city for ubber gay Vertex knock off with upper grill in the wrong spot:mad: but it was free
http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y80/eghatchattack/IMG_1527.jpg

mmmm 5zigen Mega fireball FTW!
http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y80/eghatchattack/IMG_1607.jpg

Stickers whoooo!!!
http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y80/eghatchattack/IMG_1540.jpg

Hooray for more FAIL…Sportmax
http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y80/eghatchattack/214298801_713894417_0.jpg
http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y80/eghatchattack/214294279_713877961_0.jpg

Supra TT tokicos and Vogtland springs…ohh and not so Fail origin roof wing
http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y80/eghatchattack/IMG_1620.jpg

More stickers…boooo
http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y80/eghatchattack/220095471_734099023_0.jpg
http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y80/eghatchattack/DAbackground-1.jpg

Got bored one night did this

Made this
http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y80/eghatchattack/d9062ebb.jpg
which lead to this FAIL
http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y80/eghatchattack/226235518_756219282_0.jpg
Less fail but it still FAILS
http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y80/eghatchattack/0d0ea232.jpg

Stock wings are for little sissy girly boys
http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y80/eghatchattack/4a7c9e3c.jpg

So I bought this because I am a ricer…(thats an ipod on the wing for reference…and no I am not John Mayer)
http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y80/eghatchattack/IMG_1667.jpg
I have to make custom ends and possibly 17" stands for it . IDK I’m lazy its cold
EPIC WINNAGING !!!11!!!1ONE!!!
http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y80/eghatchattack/IMG_1758.jpg



so then it looked like this… meh its still gay
http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y80/eghatchattack/IMG_1709.jpg
looks familiar
http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y80/eghatchattack/c1a5b819.jpg
PAINT!!
http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y80/eghatchattack/068cc12d.jpg
completely stripped front emd…even bumper support
http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y80/eghatchattack/89ce015d.jpg
New fenders FTW!!
http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y80/eghatchattack/f4a083d8.jpg
Test fitting the NEW bumper. It fit suprisingly well. I was suprised
http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y80/eghatchattack/e22c9bd8.jpg
FUCK YOU PINSTRIPE YOUR ASS IS GONE. AWESOMETOWN!!!
http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y80/eghatchattack/4e712cb6.jpg
Interior…Flying Spaghetti monster FTW!!!
http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y80/eghatchattack/a6e64b63.jpg
More stickers
http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y80/eghatchattack/b61ee4e5.jpg

Bumper is in the shop getting paint. Before I put her back on the road shes is getting new oil and a general tune up. If I get a chance the third cat is getting deletedfor a nice big xpipe upgrade

Less fail but my car still gave me aids

  • sigh *

You need a hug. Ask Bennie

That was thoroughly entertaining.

Seems like your quite the failure. :rofl

j/k i like them Lexus’ SC’s looks like it’ll be quite the ride when it’s all painted and completed. Oh and welcome to Shift518, seems like the RSpeed community is migrating. :lol

i’m quite bored work is slow. This is keeping me from playing that knife hand came and cutting the crap out of my hand like last week

your avatar kicks ass

Ha! ;D

One of the more entertaining project write ups… Those are some cannons you got back there though…

5zigen mega fireball w/burnt tip. Discontinued and never availible in the US to my knowledge. They make the v8 sound good. think of a G35 will balls

Vid? The G35 in stock form sounds really nice.

Hi Ron!

JDM TYTE V8 FTW

Your a failure and a Sticker HO.

But seriously nice SC.

i didnt read the entire build, i kept scrolling all the way to the top. That’s a shame.

If any mustang people have an M90 or M112 supercharger laying around I would be glad to take that off your hands. I have 20x10’s for the rear and my car actually has traction with them. This needs to be remedied immediately

Update:

Car is in one piece again.

AwesomeTOWN

I have to change the oil and mights as well do a tune up within the next week. gunna sucks hard seeing as how almost the entire top of the engine has to come off to do spark plugs and wires.

No pics car is filthy from sitting in my step dad garage/woodshop…saw dust everywhere. Hes such a good guy though he is paying to have it detailed

Very torn about my wing and stickers… I love them but sometimes I just want to be a stone cold pimp…I think bomex wing would fit that better… I guess no stickers and bomex wing will be for next year with baller wheels.

Next mods get an AFC tune, build a LSD (yes. Build.), 275/40 rears

+1 to that lol

dont forget a manual transmission :ponder

thats winter time work not summer time. My car is going to be down for a while when i start that

ditch the wings, and the stickers and take some good pictures of it… and whats the story with that girl?