You ever notice?

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Like - I’ve farted before after I ate something and it definately stank.

But I’ve been sick - and on all this medication.

On top of that, I’ve been eating nothing but like, wheat bread pretty much lol.

I just farted

and omg

I normally kinda “like” (in this situation, the word “like” is a very loosely used word) my farts. I’m a little proud of how bad one smells, or how one sounds when it passes between my asscheeks.

This time was different. It kinda warmed up my inner buttcheeks to the point where I thought that I could have sharted.

Not only did it immediately make me uncomfortable, it also traveled with such great speed where as soon as I heard it, I smelled it.

It was like one of those new Volvo Semis hitting my face.

Some people have referred to some of my worst farts as smelling like “rotting cabbage.” This one was close to rotting cabbage rotting away in rotting something-that-smelled-rediculously-rotten.

I think I almost threw up in my mouth.

This was my own fart. My own creation.

I was so appaled, yet pleased. My mind has never been so confused about what to think about one single thing.

Ooops. There is another one.

I nearly dropped my phone. Because I farted and it is such a horrendous smell.

But so satisfying that I can create something so evil.

/fart story.

:meh:

Anyway - you ever notice how the more your fart smells - the like… more you enjoy it kinda?

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nice!

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Oh man i have those moments all the time, and am i the only one who has farts that smell like somethings cooking? lol sometimes they smell like food and get me hungry for whatever it is the fart smells like. I know, gross.

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well i guess, sometimes…garlic seems to help a bit.

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your fart threads will never get old :slight_smile:

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hahahhahahaahah. thats great…

at the ritz my room is right next to the bathroom. when newman shits it fills my room with the most god awful smell imaginable. seriously. i’ve smelled bad, this is fucking awful.

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All those vegan-friendly foods… Fucking Newman, he probably is eating chemicals worse than those in Chernobyl…

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Farts rule.

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got a cold and the past few days my farts can clear a damn room… its terrible

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i hate it when i get sick and i fart

i can’t run away from my butt :tdown:

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Who says America doesn’t have biochemical weapons…weapons of (m)Ass Destruction!

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I’ve been out with my dad and Choda before, driving down the road, and I fart…smells so bad we pull over to air out the truck, not exadurating :(.

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I like to cup my hand over my ass when I fart and throw it in somebody’s face.

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then u smell ur own hand…thats just wrong lol

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for real fun start farting into a Mason Jar and cap it off while occasionally letting fresh ones rip. AFter say a month release the jar of noxious ass chemicals into an unsuspecting group of people and watch the hilarity insue. My uncle did this when he was younger, trapped his dad in the bathroom and tossed the jar of fart in like a greneade and ran. his dad said it was like dead animal. rofl.

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jar of fart…lol

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LOL! my friend farted in a a scope bottle a couple times.

This was like, in 5th grade

when we graduated high school, he opened it up and ohhhh my God…

it was horrible.

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lol, when i worked at shitts i had a coworked that trid to fart in my face when ever possible, but his farts were WEAK

so finaly i got tired of it and started eating my “special combo” of foot … the things that when mixed in my digestive track produce stomach pains and the worst farts possible

so i go into work, knowing full well that ay noon, im going to be clearing the shop

i let one squeker by, and catch it in a mc’d’s cup, cap it off, walk over to him and throw the fart in his face

he bends over to dry heav, and i proceeded to shove my ass in his face and shove out all the gas i had in me …

thats the day he stopped farting on me … lol

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Every man likes his own brand

-Cheater-

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LOL