You know what I hate...

I feel your pain, Jeff. I always try to re-round the roll before I place it on the spool.

Kimberly-Clark has one.

http://investor.kimberly-clark.com/releaseDetail.cfm?ReleaseID=252603

I have found that if you…

  1. Use the handicrapper stall (the ones with the rails)
  2. Pop open the container and place the roll on the rail
  3. Wipe down the crack whore, because there is a lot of nasty people @ work that don’t know how to keep unsanitary items from leaving the bowl area.
  4. Manually remove a swath from the now uninhibited roll

…the crapping experience is much more pleasant.