11 ways to avoid being pulled over, like anyone will listen...

That’s the most fucked up thing about all my accidents… none of them were caused by my driving.

  1. Got rear ended sitting in the turning lane.
  2. Got T-boned by a crazy asian running a red light.
  3. Sucked into a tornado created by the wind from a semi truck and face planted into a guard rail.

I just have really bad luck with Jettas. I should probably stop buying them.