11 ways to avoid being pulled over, like anyone will listen...

[Alpine]

@Ilya

Of course. That’s common sense.

Haha…I got “yelled” at in HS once for complaining about common sense.

We were going over a history test and one girl asked to clarify the easiest question on the entire exam. So I mumbled under my breath, “It’s f’in common sense.” Teacher asked me what I said, so I said it louder and that prompted her to go into a 10 minute speech about how not everyone has it and why we should be tolerant lol.

:rofl

[n_cole]

@iroc"

exactly, about 45% or more of ny drivers shouldn’t have a licence because of the way they drive

+111111111111

[votblindub]

James, do you mind if i use “rocket surgery” sometime in a conversation? It’s hilarious!

[JVG]

@n!cole"

+111111111111

says the girl that ate the front face of here jetta passing. LOL. j/k :ohnoes

[n_cole]

@jvg motorsports

says the girl that ate the front face of here jetta passing. LOL. j/k :ohnoes

That’s the most fucked up thing about all my accidents… none of them were caused by my driving.

1. Got rear ended sitting in the turning lane.
2. Got T-boned by a crazy asian running a red light.
3. Sucked into a tornado created by the wind from a semi truck and face planted into a guard rail.

I just have really bad luck with Jettas. I should probably stop buying them.

[bennyfizzle]

#3 was your fault for sure

I could buy that story if you were in one of these:

But not in a 3500lb Jetta.

You lost control/were driving too fast for conditions.

[n_cole]

I was doing 45, and wasn’t changing lanes or doing anything crazy. My rear tires were apparently way shittier than I thought. I can feel those trucks pulling on me when they go by on a dry day, this did not happen to be a dry day. My ass was spinning away from me before I even knew WTF was going on.

[bennyfizzle]

Your fault for not having adequate tires.

Your fault.

:shifty

WHY WONT YOU GET MAD AND FLIP OUT LIKE TRAVIS

Today’s slow.

[n_cole]

:lol

That part of it was my fault, I didn’t realize that my tires were so shitty, they still had half the tread left, and they had been working fine all winter in all sorts of conditions. They were too shitty for that situation however.

Sorry, I’m too tired today to get mad. I’m bad at Shift drama.

[jamespickett]

@votblindub

James, do you mind if i use “rocket surgery” sometime in a conversation? It’s hilarious!

Go Nuts

@bennyfizzle

Who cares if it’s common sense?

Jim, you forgot the choice of the car itself in wanting to not get stopped.

There is a version 2.0 that is in the works with the help of some trooper friends

@Chris07SS

Watch the flow of traffic.
Do not, and I mean ever, just drive along in the “fast” lane or passing lane. New York State law dictates that the left two lanes on a three lane highway are for passing only. Most New York State troopers think it is the far left lane only, so you can get away with driving in the middle lane. When they say this lane is for passing only, they mean it, so unless your in gridlock, use it to pass and get back to the middle when your done no matter how fast your going. If you forget, and some ticket happy badge monster is having a bad day he will pull you over.

This should be posted every 15 feet on every NYS highway and posted on the dashboard of every vehicle registered in this state. EVERY day I drive there is ALWAYS some faggot breaking this law and driving like a dickbag in the left lane. Pisses me off so much.

I nearly pissed myself when i read this.

There is also a Gas Mileage article found here:

americathelost.com

This article doesnt really apply to modded cars, however i am working on how to save gas whith mods.

[bennyfizzle]

Don’t kid yourself you don’t have friends

[jamespickett]

@bennyfizzle

Don’t kid yourself you don’t have friends

how do you count your friends? by how many Shift518 sigs and avi’s your in? damn, i think your profile is the only one here that doesnt have you in it.

Just playin cuz…

[kramerbuccs24]

@bennyfizzle

Don’t kid yourself you don’t have friends

harsh

[kramerbuccs24]

@jamespickett

how do you count your friends? by how many Shift518 sigs and avi’s your in? damn, i think your profile is the only one here that doesnt have you in it.

Just playin cuz…

in that case i’m probably the most popular :excited

[jamespickett]

@kramerbuccs24

in that case i’m probably the most popular :excited

Benny is just in everyones sigs bc chicks cant leave him alone, Hes like an upstate NY Don Juan

[jamespickett]

where did everyone go? and why is this forum backwards?

[bennyfizzle]

wat

[votblindub]

i think by “backwards” he means the newer posts appearing at the end of the chain vs the beginning.
James, sometimes threads die out after 1 or two posts, sometimes they go on for pages. It’s just how it is.

[jamespickett]

@votblindub

i think by “backwards” he means the newer posts appearing at the end of the chain vs the beginning.
James, sometimes threads die out after 1 or two posts, sometimes they go on for pages. It’s just how it is.

That is what i meant by backwards…

[votblindub]

i thought thats what you had in mind. im not sure if we have that setting on this forum. another reason some threads die out is because theres not much drama. like, say i start calling cops from xxxxxx town/city/village dicks or whatever, ppl will be splitting up into two camps. youll have the “theyre just doing their jobs, gtfo” camp and the “oh yea, i had that happen to me too, screw po-po” camp. and the thread lengthens.