11 ways to avoid being pulled over, like anyone will listen...

[jamespickett]

@votblindub

James, do you mind if i use “rocket surgery” sometime in a conversation? It’s hilarious!

Go Nuts

@bennyfizzle

Who cares if it’s common sense?

Jim, you forgot the choice of the car itself in wanting to not get stopped.

There is a version 2.0 that is in the works with the help of some trooper friends

@Chris07SS

Watch the flow of traffic.
Do not, and I mean ever, just drive along in the “fast” lane or passing lane. New York State law dictates that the left two lanes on a three lane highway are for passing only. Most New York State troopers think it is the far left lane only, so you can get away with driving in the middle lane. When they say this lane is for passing only, they mean it, so unless your in gridlock, use it to pass and get back to the middle when your done no matter how fast your going. If you forget, and some ticket happy badge monster is having a bad day he will pull you over.

This should be posted every 15 feet on every NYS highway and posted on the dashboard of every vehicle registered in this state. EVERY day I drive there is ALWAYS some faggot breaking this law and driving like a dickbag in the left lane. Pisses me off so much.

I nearly pissed myself when i read this.

There is also a Gas Mileage article found here:

americathelost.com

This article doesnt really apply to modded cars, however i am working on how to save gas whith mods.