I searched and searched, but could not find this on the board anywhere. Sorry if this is a repost.
Stolen multiple times, first from a DSM forum, then the Dodge Dakota Forum, from the S2000 forum and now it’s here…
1: he bought a used NOS kit from ebay, and wanted to run like a 50 shot on his corsica that had an engine swap,
1: well, him and his friend hooked it up and were driving around spraying and shit
1: and they were pissed because they couldn’t feel any difference
2:
1: so they re-jetted it for a 75 shot
2: forgot to fill the bottle?
1: nope…listen
1: it gets worse
2: o god
1: it was filled, but it’s worse
1:
1: they took the nozzle out to make sure it was spraying , it was
1: so they tried it again with a 75 shot and couldn’t tell a difference
1: they were like calling people out to race
1:
2: o shit
1: they went back home and re-jetted for a 100 shot
1: it’s still not working…
1: they put the biggest shot(150 shot) that came with the kit, and got the bottle filled again and started spraying it
2: did they up the fuel pressure?
2: or not turn the bottle on?
1: dude…it gets better
2: o man
1:
2: ok
2:
1: he was all happy and proud of that car, they managed to put a OHC engine from a sunfire in it
1: haha
1: anyhow
1: just adding to the retardedness
1:
1: well…they went around spraying the shit out of that car with like a 150 shot
2: omg
1: …they still can’t feel anything so they are calling up the local hot rod shop(bunch of idiots themslves)
1: …they can’t feel the hit of the nitrous
1: well…they end up going on the interstate and get on the onramp at the downtown exit in fairmont
1: they go up that kinda long hill once you get on I79 southbound
2: ya
1: they spray the car for like 1 minute straight
1: with a 150 shot
1: and they hear a “rattle rattle rattle grindddddd” type sound and the car shuts off
2: hahahahah
1: they had the corsica towed back to his house, where they called over a few other people to check it out…
1: one guy(who wasn’t a friend) quickly pointed out “WHAT THE ****”
1: dude…listen to this…
1: they(corsica owner and friend) drilled a hole through the cam cover …they were ****ing spraying alright…spraying the intake cam with a ****ing 150 shot of N20 and it froze the cam and it snapped
1: ROFL
2: lmao
1: i’m seriously almost crying laughing right now
1: everytime i retell that i lose it
1:
1: have you ever heard of anything that dumb
2: how dumb can ya be
2: that is a CR story
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