Alternatives to toilet paper

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cardboard.

lol @ this thread.

we ran out yesterday and the wife pasted me some kleenex. Worked good. i went out right after and got a 4 pack of charmin

a fuzzy cat works great

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thanx buddy

for those of us with kids… Wipes! I have never done it,but the husband did,it worked just fine!

there are a bear and a rabbit in the woods.
the bear says “excuse me do you ever have any problems with shit sticking to your fur”
the rabbit replies with " why no i don’t"
so the bear wiped his ass with the rabbit

Most practical and best one I have heard was use your underwear.

I guess factoring in that you are not using toilet paper to get a lean wipe, your underwear is basically ruined anyway so might as well make use of it.