Bathroom dilemma

So… here I am sitting on the toilet with my laptop reading the NYSpeed threads as usual and I suddenly realize that I never went shopping today to get more toilet paper.

My question is, can I use this roll of paper towels as TP? I had some of the high quality TP last time so I mean its kinda the same thing right?

What about if I rip it in half?

My logic is that girls flush so much crap down the toilet, paper towel cant hurt right?

how about, fuck no, die