in the middle there when they were just standing/sitting around not saying anything… I would have broken the silence with some good ones like.
“well, now what do you want to talk about? How about your wife, does she do anal?”
or
“Hey lady, judging by your husbands reactions over some flowers… I bet you like to get rage fucked dont you?”
Just push his buttons soo much he punched me in the face, and I got it on camera… then sued his ass for the store and then some… and turn the store into a skate shop! haha