anniversary ideas

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dude no chick wants a fucking animal at the zoo. this is the reason why:

THEY SMELL LIKE SHIT

the flight to somewhere different is a good idea. or the treewai.

i still think you need to immortalize your wang with a rubber phallus

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you don’t get to take it home with you dumbass, it stays at the zoo