Anti Suburbs Thread

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Burbs suck.
They house some of the most racist, ego driven, small minded, insecure, and superficial people I have met in my entire life.

Furthermore I have now decided to judge everyone who chooses this lifestyle and will suddenly become so opinionated(pretty sure this is a burb trait but ill adapt) that I will find a need to challenge their life decisions and explain why mine are better. Anyone who does not see things exactly as I do needs to know that myself and people who agree with me are the only ones right in the world.

Obvious trolling post and go.

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Just stay out of our malls until you’re fully acclimated to burb life.

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HAHA excellent first post

What if they find the Walker Plaza someday? That might make national news.

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… but but but… certain demographics live in the city and they are all that is wrong with the world. Or… so I was told.

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http://ww3.hdnux.com/photos/10/42/73/2240234/7/920x920.jpg

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lol its a prerequisite to be a racist scumbag to live in the burbs.

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I agree, bunch of pricks. 4 years strong and I don’t know any of my neighbor’s names. I’m pretty confident when I move shortly (still in the Suburbs, as the city is a playground, not my livelihood) I can do so, without having met any of them.

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Tony Walker doesn’t take EBT. I’ll have the neighborhood block club start posting these just in case.

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Can anyone get a copy of the “red areas” that Evans wouldn’t lend to?

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You can keep your city. Don’t let me catch you out driving fast on my country roads or we may just tire spike your city ass and lock you in a shed.

Oh, and out here no one can hear you scream unlike the city where everyone can hear you and no one cares.

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Drew, when you have your housewarming party… do I need a 7 iron or a 9 iron to hit the nearest crack house?

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Rescue club. Because you know BPD isn’t going to help you.

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I’m not super up on my golf, but this joke gets a 1/10

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I’m not super up on my golf, but this joke gets a 1/10

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http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ln74pjueT41qa39gjo1_500.jpg

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People from the Burbs are pieces of shit.

http://i.ytimg.com/vi/kHmvkRoEowc/hqdefault.jpg

LEAVE TARGET And POTTERY BARN ALONEE…

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Rep’d BobbyG’s map

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I’m not super up on my golf, but this joke gets a 1/10

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I live in the suburbs and have a black family right across the street. So I’m really confused.

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I’m not super up on my golf, but this joke gets a 1/10

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Did someone say golf?
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v710/ubr_dork/BADONKADONK.jpg