Anti Suburbs Thread

I’m not super up on NYSpeed, but I’m pretty sure the duplicate post joke was a 1/10 2 years ago.

My wife and I hit the lottery when we had to move to the 'burbs last year. All my neighbors are awesome, and regularly party together. Halloween we closed down the bar at 3 different houses. We didn’t get home until 3:30 AM. It was a nice introduction to the neighborhood.

HA glad everyone had fun with this some good lols especially Bobbys map. You guys are the best. @tpgsr excluded. He is THE WORST!

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Of course we are the best…

We live in the suburbs.

I like to wave to my neighbors so I don’t have to talk to them.
I like to know all my neighbors are armed, because they usually are.

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Wait if this is role reversal am I supposed to get really mad and justify my love of the suburbs?

The neighbors in the city are armed too. The only difference is my neighbor didn’t lift it off the body of a 16 year old gang banger on E Ferry.

City life is scary… So do I need to carry a 9mm or .45 to make it to said housewarming party alive?

ftfy. :snky:

Cover me!!!

@Choda Nah… you travel everywhere with those 2 lil guns of yours you will be fine. lol

There’s always room on the fire for gasoline:

https://youtu.be/QiRYkLdxoXE

Court adjourned…

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Why are you excluding those 2 sections of road in the HOOD section? Racist much? :stuck_out_tongue:

I have lived in the city for years and looking to move back to the burbs. The quality of the upkeep is worth it. City doesn’t plow, streets are terrible, parking enforcement is brutal, and everyone thinks having a conceal and carry permit will make you safe like an idiot. Most shootings in the city are random where people are standing outside and someone open fires. The whole western duel is how shootings go down is moronic.

^ The statement you make here is pretty moronic. “western duel”… Really?? Sorry it bothers you so much you feel the need to move… Must be an interesting life you have for those scary ccw people to bother you.:gotme:

There are a few pizza places that have similar maps! No delivery to the other side of main st.

i grew up in hamburg. I live in the city now. I wish I would have moved here years ago. To each their own.

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Having lived in the sticks/small suburbs/large cities, and large suburbs surrounding large cities, I much prefer being slightly farther out than the burbs – mainly because I enjoy doing whatever the hell I want.

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