You totally want my cock don’t you. I don’t know any other guy that thinks about me as much as you do.
That was years ago. I’d show you some of the recent ones but there’s a bunch of people on here that know who the last ex was, and chances are it makes yours look like a fuckin dog. They can vouch but I have very little interest making you look more like a douche than you do to yourself. If they want, they can.
PS: I’m available Tuesday night if you really want to slobber the cock, lmk