anyone ever race a porsche?

so last summer my cuz was on fail street in failville and he raced a blue sti
he drives a porsche carrera 4s
he claims he won by around 3 cars
i was just wondering if it was anyone on here?
thanks

Oh boy.:suicide:

the “and blue sti” fucked the entire story up. i kept re-reading it. then i got annoyed.

:picard:

street names, wrong section, bad grammar… you are gong to get torn apart

^ lol.

And he’s not a total noob either. Should definitely know better sir.

it was me, but your brother must be blind, because it was a white beretta and I won.

meh that was me, the only reason he won was because I was being chased by a cop and I slowed down to put my six pack in the back seat and turn down a side street at the same time, all while doing an awd wheelie and looking at the camera man.

LOL at both of you!!!

I think it was me. It was actually a blue moped but I weighed a lot and wore a lot of gold jewelry at the time.

Remember the Porsche GT2 that lost to a Civic?

good story do you have time to tell it again

Hay guise, has anyone scene a blue Subaru?

Hi. Blue subaru chiming in. It was me. And I won. AND I’M A GIRL. omg. oh, and it’s not an STi. But I can see how easily it could be mistaken, with the big wing and all.

i love lamp

wow eric you are such a fuckin bad ass
i wish i was as cool as you
especially on nyspeed

and sorry i asked a question
i was just curious if it was anyone

Fail street? And he lost by 3-4 car lengths?

I’m not sure what you’re talking about…

I don’t get why people say ‘AN STi’. S is not a vowel.

Street racing gay.

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Does zong drive “a sty” or does zong drive “an ess tee ay”?