Ask Bing

http://money.cnn.com/2007/04/30/magazines/fortune/stanleybing/askbing_boss.fortune/index.htm

bing, my stance spanners! i’ve been waiting for months, if not more! loool

gotta give them back to walter

kthanksbye

sponsor me?

Aren’t you already sponsored by mommy and daddy?

dont mistaken me for your self hommie
i worked three jobs to get where i am and not a penny from my parents dont get it twisted

Mikey is the hardest working male stripper I’ve ever met. Don’t doubt the work ethic!

If Bing is alone in a forrest and screams like a schoolgirl, does he make a sound?

I wish my parents could have bought me a $17,000 car to begin with. But we’re poor.

There’s nothing wrong with having your parents sponsor you. I think it’s awesome and to be honest, I’m jealous. And because they don’t sponsor me, I have to spend my money on my car instead of drugs and strippers. :frowning:

Mikey lives in Regent park.

That means one of two things. a) He works hard. b) He deals Drugs and/or Ho’s.

If Mikey says it’s “a” I’d be inclined to believe him.

Mikey is pretty much one of the chillest dudes on son.

Wait… Mark aren’t you guys brothers?

lol hes jsut being a punk.
i paid every single penny for the car. i did borrow four gs and i paid it back.

thanks theo :stuck_out_tongue:
sorry if i scared you at track last time lol

mark is not poor.
he makes too much money off track days

Not at all… I had them down as sponsors throughout my entire mx career because if it werent for them then I wouldnt be where I’m today.

I’m so rich, I give my parents allowance. :o

He no worries man, we should do it again next season.

What are the stock numbers on your motor, hp and tq?

That things got some nice torque, definitely different to drive than the KA, you’ll get the hang of it.

Bing, I bent and cracked one of your turbo elbows, can I send it back??

            lol

Dear Bing,
I’ve been seeing this girl for quite some time now, but I can’t seem to get her to put out. I’ve tried all the classic methods, and things are looking bleak. Do you have any advice that could help me hit dat?

Sincerely,
Lost In Love

Dump her. And go buy a fleshlight.

I suggest Real Doll™. I love mine.