I come to the door with a 12 gauge and a dildo and say we can play any way you like but one of these toys is gonna be used in a manner you are not going to be fond of.
Then I pull the Jehovah Alarm on my house and it goes into a full combat lockdown. Steel plates cover the windows and doors and a moat is created by stategically placed explosives…the last of which knocks out my fire hydrant filling said moat.
This new topography leaves the Jehova party on their own little island and I get on a bullhorn and yell at them saying “WHERE IS YOUR GOD NOW!!! YOU GONNA DIE!!!”
Then I start to play the theme from Jaws as I release my shark into the murky moat circling their island of shame.
This goes on for 7 days and 7 nights until they decide to resort to cannibalism for survival.
This is when my garden speakers start to rock out with some Disturbed…OOOOOOOO AH WANNAHHHAHHAHAHAHHAAHA
And the girls strip and have a lesbian orgy on the island while the last remaining male jumps into the shark infested waters begging for salvation.