Bobby LaDuke's Status Updates...

…are like free advertisement to get yourself indulged in good looking, primarily single CP. Not bad.
Now the reason these girls talk to roberto over here in the first place is because he does something upon which attracts these mysterious creatures of society.

But anyway, let’s face it, we ALL know what facebook is used for.

  1. to pick up chicks (male fb users)
  2. show off new haircut/purse/top/make fat girls feel better about themselves via low quality non-hd mirrored photographs (primarily women)
  3. professional/academic purposes only

Okay, I made 3 up. But you should know that by now.

Discuss.

I can haz FB friends?

Actually I did just put up a pic of me with a haircut :lol

No get the fuck outta here :lol

Okay.

I find I get chicks to talk to me as soon as they see pics of my daughter.

Oh right, sorry…

TRUTH!!! especially little girls!! LOL so Chris just get a picture of a really adorable niece or something and post it up… see what happens!

LMAO , I hate you . This wasnt needed

I like 3. Helps me get the attention of classmates whose help I may need :lol

I’ll add reason 4 (applies at RPI, likely some other schools). Frats use Facebook to invite people to parties/finalize guest lists.

Yeah, my ‘******’ at union use fb to send party/drinking game invites :lol