can someone translate an italian email for me?

I received the Hard Drive on my patio, it should have cost 10 bucks. Instead you you used some unnecessarily huge fucking box from America (Fuck yeah!) that cost 22 bucks to ship…

The disco funk on the Golpeado, they demand your ambassador… are you a pirate?!?

Sincerely,

Gabriele

Disclaimer: I don’t know any italian, or foreign lanugages for that matter. But guessing just makes it more fun!

Honestly if the problem was in the auction, then it would be AS-IS at this point. Handle it how you see fit, and sell to people you can understand.