I should just get a rocking chair, toss it on my front porch and hang up my spanners. Maybe I am getting too old for this stuff.
How is it that a hand full of years ago, think Fast N Fucking Retarded 1, 2 and 3… that everyone made fun of those cars and how they were built.
-flashy attention getting hey look at me paint
-stickers and shit all over the car
-stupid looking wheels
-obnoxious exhaust
-racing seats that hurt like hell in a car that will never see a track just to look cool
-just an overall hodg podge of parts from 10 different directions bolted, glued, or otherwise attached to a poor car.
But now, instead of muscle shirts, beanies and a fist full of dolla’s we have girl jeans, flat brims and a new iPhone 5’s. Even with the change the enthusiasts have made, the cars haven’t changed conceptually much at all, yet are hypocritically deemed “balling, bitchin, bad ass” and whatever other verb is hip these days.
Every car, minus the RX7 in the 3rd pic has atleast the 6 points I made above that were shunned a hand full of years ago. Wrapping a car in CF head to toe to look cool. Taking the covering and padding off some racing seats and leaving the shells in the car. Beer tap shifter in an otherwise low key decent looking car.
Then ending with this bombshell.
The motor swap and engine bay is sweet. great work, well thought out, well done. The rest of the car make me want to take up shuffle board and never enjoy a car again. Complete cob job everywhere else, but hey its by design right so two wrongs must make a right, right? Army green paint fake rusted hood and fenders, big mural painted on the hood, go cart wheels and tires, 6 foot long exhaust tip, ricer front lip, uselessly slammed on its nuts rubbing and smashing on everything, bumpers falling off, destroyed door and fender lips… Seriously what the fuck. The car is straight up mangled, something you would see right from the lower lot at Kohls.
But, people swing off its nuts. I say enjoy it while your fad lasts
It just kills me to take pride in my work I do on my cars and my customers cars… when shit like that parks next to them at a show and steal all the credit away.
//kk rant over.