Car getting covered in oily/greasy substance

First of all, I don’t spray tire shine on my tires, I spray it everywhere. I go against the establishment. I want dull tires and a screwed up paint job. That’s how I know it wasn’t tire shine.

You might be right here. My friend’s cousin’s uncle’s sister once had a suspension squeak. So she posted a lot in a forum and used her rep points to lubricate all those messy things under the car. Problem solved.