you should have bought her 2 :lickmahpu
hey hey hey, I seem to remember having an accomplice in that crime against humanity:nono:
@ trying to get ass with Blanyer.
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:bowrofl:
Yes… Yes it was. That Van was cool unless you were invited in side alone… with a 6’2" Gigantor…
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The girl I’ve been seeing for a few weeks is cute, I can’t keep my hands off of her, and she feels the same way.
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She has a friend who tags along and complains when we’re paying attention to each other because she has “no one to make out with”.
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A few days earlier, aforementioned pain-in-the-ass made a comment saying that I should have brought Dinello (fattyVR6) out with me because she wanted to see him.
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My conclusion: Two birds, one stone. I could get this chick out of my way AND get Dinello some fresh box. Then things went awry…
As for what happened to the girlfriend with the Mini? I was miserable with her and ended it back in April. A Fiero with a Lamborghini rebody looks great from fifty feet, but the guy driving knows there’s only a 2.8 in the back.
NICE !.. Fuck head…
what else are girls good for. sex, cleaning up stuff, errrrr yea, that’s about all I can think of. 
he meant like pine-sol freshh eh huh. Clean not stank. thats all
that girl was far from clean…trust me, I saw it unfold from across the bar
:ugh:
Don’t worry, it will come to an end.
Probably as soon as she gets her glasses back… BAHAHAHHA !!!1
Nah, I’m happy for him. It’s just that was quite possibly the queerest sounding sentence I’ve ever seen him type.
thats a very hurtful thing to say. :hsugh:
That statement coming from you… is histerical…
please re-read this thread’s title. thx. :love:
-Darkstar
in the interest of full disclosure, the “she” part threw me for a bit of a loop too.
:kekegay:
Jen is cuter than Alicia. I don’t do the skinny.
And I do better on my own.
Why in the name of God did this thread run 10 pages?
And I wasn’t even looking to get a piece of ass that night…I’d have settled for some good conversation and maybe a phone number.
So if anyone knows a girl that’s a little thick, maybe Italian, into cars and dark beer, and good conversation, and not (at least immediately) looking for a cheap lay, shoot me a PM.
For the record, I agree with Darkstar. </thread>