so you are looking for a fat girl who doesn’t put out - dude you live in Pittsburgh, this is like heaven for you. You could walk down the streets of the burgh and randomly pick 15 girls, and everyone would fit your needs.
You know, you’d think it’d be that easy…:dunno:…although, I guess in hindsight, being single was better than the last woman in my life. So, until all you women have some cute single friends you wanna send my way, I’ll be spending 100% of my bartab on myself…