man that sucks.
not the deer part, but that you drive shitty cars.
“Do you have a Poosy-a-maganet?”-:Borat: “Niiice, Where is the maganet?”
you can laugh all you want about my pos cars but i could care less. one single car payment per car is a beautiful thing (cash).
i dont know what you drive but you would have to slit your wrists if a k car with shit all down the side and sharpie on the smashed fender waxed you in your non-shitty car.
Brian
Probably not, mostly because I’d continue saying “What a piece of shit”
hahahaha yeah i guess you would. 
either way i wouldnt care.
Brian
lol i hope you window wasnt open. that may have been a really gross encounter with deer shit.
i also am not a fan of deer.
i dont think it was the deer’s shit…
window was closed. it def was the deers crap. i scraped mine out of my pants after the encounter. 
ive hit lots of deer before and they were all like “oh no, this isnt going to be pretty”… BAM!
this one, i didnt even see it coming at all. scared the crap out of me.
Brian
Sooooo… It was your crap…
hehe, yup. i guess i ate too much alfalfa the night before making my feces green and then a smeared some on the fender 
brian
LOL
you forgot to label the fur
i still have the sharpie
Brian
^^^ I love it.
yeah its not half bad i guess…