wtf is this shit?!?!? no i dont wipe my dick! you fucking faggot!
rly tho, i dont wipe my dick. and bing, i dont think your a faggot
any driplets are quickly absorbed into my boxers, which then evaporate.
My piss is usually mostly water anyways.
never have?
I shake it first about 3 times… then from the base of my dick to the tip i squeeze it like I’m getting the last little bit of tooth paste out. Then I grab it about mid way up, and give it one good flick…
Usually does the trick. but sometimes I still get stubborn pee that even wiping wouldn’t get and I get a little bit of a dribble 
Kind of sucks I just hope no one notices. I guess there is some down sides to having a monster cock after all :-/
when called for.
If I am out doing yard work and stop to take a piss I just shake it like a newborn.
it seems weird to me to pee in front of your brother then talk about each others dick manners…not going anywhere with this i just think its a little homo.
Talking about dick manners with you gay friend is homo, not with your brother. How can a brother conversation be homo?
i guess im not that close to my brother:gotme:
man 1 - Excuse me, sir, do you wipe your dick after taking a tinkle?
man 2 - why yes! and ive also been known to sample a few dicks in my day, thanks for asking.
there you have it, dick wipers have also been known to be dick tasters.
it’s actually only not gay because it’s me and i’m too amazing to be gay.
if it were you it might be gay.
i don’t know you or anything, it’s just an assumption.
And Kyle, i know you can visualize how i would and have brought this up in conversation… you may have actually been involved
Real men can talk about this shit.
Real man shake it dry, in less than 3.
i swear no matter what i do i cant shake it all off.
There is always a drip or two at the end… i think i’m pushing low PSI out my dick… vaccuum leak perhaps? i should hook up my AVCR to my sack.
nigga please yous a meat gazer :mamoru:
swear to god brother… even if i wanted to be gay, i’m so ungay that gays would be degayed by getting too close to me… so i couldnt get gay if i wanted to.
back to this reciprosity arguement…
you guys dont wipe, you let that crap chud-up your dick and expect a chick to really enjoy sucking you off?
how do you feel when your lady-friend isnt freshy-top?
what goes around comes around guys… you keep it fresh, she keeps it fresh you both have a good time.
i would hate to see a chick mouth down on me and then cringe from old crusty pee in her teeth… gawd…
i bet the % of dudes that wipe their dick is similar to the % of women that actually give a decent BJ
Shake n bake! If improperly shaken the last drops always manage to soak the drawers and that always leaves a not so nice feeling. And i disagree on the 3x rule, shake it til its dry.
What about instead of wiping , using the hand dryers to dry it for you. Its called goin green.
low psi? get your prostate checked.
actually i am pretty sure its the onset of something that involves diapers eventually.
that really really sucks. Best wishes.
maybe your junk is built wrong? a shake or two gets that last drip out/off for me, never needed to wipe… cuz there’s nothing TO wipe off, its dry from there.
I’d like to hear from Cassie on this…